To do list for upcoming week:
-Continue stalking kittens
-Find where mom cat moved kittens in an attempt to prevent my stalking
-Turn 25
-Get alarmingly drunk
-Pass out and hope to wake up 3 years in the past
-Kill neighbors
-Make hillbilly stew
-Invite friends over for dinner

So it's father's day and my awesome neighbors have decided to throw the traditional father's day party. Complete with hillbilly relatives and blaring music. But today, in the spirit of such an important holiday, we were not blessed with country music. Instead we got to listen to the sounds of loud obnoxious 80's metal. For four freaking hours! Jealous? Of course you are. You're only human. I keep forgetting to tell my garbage man to pick up the white trash that lives next to me. And yes, I have decided to devote my blog entirely to complaining about my neighbors. Deal with it.

It's 11:00 at night, it's pitch black out and I've got nothing to do. Hhmm, maybe I'll do what my neighbor's are doing and mow my lawn! That's right. My neighbor's decided last night that the best time to mow their lawn was in the middle of the night. My hillbilly neighbors are so weird! Luckily the country music has been turned down because my other neighbors have started yelling at them. Of course those are the neighbors that sit around their bonfire everynight yelling "git-r-done." Seriously. I'm actually not sure that I left Tennesee. Do I still live in the South? My neighbors seem to think so. By the way, I think I might stab the next person I hear say git-r-done. Or just look at them with an expression on my face that isn't very nice. Whatever.

I am fully aware that I suck at blogging. When was the last time my posts were longer than 3 sentences long? I don't even know. Luckily today I have much to discuss. I have exciting news. I have kittens! Or more precisely the cat that lives in my back yard that I feed even though she refuses to be nice to me had kittens. I think there are only three but they live under my stairs and I can't get to them. So like the mentally healthy person that I am I sit at my back door and stare outside waiting for them to crawl out. Then I grab them and force them to love me. So far it hasn't worked, but I refuse to give up. If anyone wants a soon to be friendly kitten just let me know. Mandy? Allison? I'm giving away two so that's one for each of you. I know how you both love cats.

On to other topics. My hilliblly neighbors are testing my patience and I have grown to hate them completely. Every night from 5 to 11 they sit out in their back yard and blare their country music. Every single night! They drive me crazy. If they're not blaring their music then they're yelling at their dogs "Stop barking! Stop barking!" The yelling on top of the barking on top of the music makes me want to hire some people to "take care of the problem." I hate them.

In sad news my sister and brother-in-law have gone back to Tennessee and have taken my nephew with them. I am heartbroken and will never recover. I miss him. He's the cutest baby in the whole world!

And finally, on Wednesday I will be visiting Missy. She has promised to throw a huge party including noise makers and one of those blow up bouncy castle things. It should be quite the shindig. Well that's all for now. I promise to post again as soon as possible..........in about a month.