So it's father's day and my awesome neighbors have decided to throw the traditional father's day party. Complete with hillbilly relatives and blaring music. But today, in the spirit of such an important holiday, we were not blessed with country music. Instead we got to listen to the sounds of loud obnoxious 80's metal. For four freaking hours! Jealous? Of course you are. You're only human. I keep forgetting to tell my garbage man to pick up the white trash that lives next to me. And yes, I have decided to devote my blog entirely to complaining about my neighbors. Deal with it.