Somebody's got a case of the Mondays! And it's me. Gather round one and all and read about Rachel and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. It all began with me trying to straighten my hair this morning. When I set down my straightener I didn't quite make it onto the counter and as it started to fall I decided it would be a good idea to catch it with my bare hands. Turns out what I did instead is stick my arm right inbetween the two very hot metal parts. Giving myself two large burns on either side of my arm. Then as I attempted to put my boots on before I left for work the zipper on my left boot would not zip up. I struggled with it for ten minutes before giving up and putting on some less comfortable shoes. Then because of the boot struggle I was late leaving for work. The next horrible event happened when I was driving to work. However that story will not be told because it is incredibly embarrassing. I did tell Ellie, but only because she's been in similars situations, so she understands. Then when I got to work the stupid dst people kept sending me the accounts I already finished on Friday and it was so annoying. Which means nothing to anyone but me, but trust me it's annoying. Then later in the day there was another embarrassing event, and again I will not describe it. Sometimes I just have to wonder about my intelligence. And finally on my drive home everyone decided to drive under the speed limit. That is my absolute favorite thing to happen, but since that happens daily I guess I can't blame it on my horrible day. Thus concludes my bad day. Mostly I've just been grumpy so everything seems worse than it is. I blame the weather.

I am currently watching America's Next Top Model (because I'm awesome) and the guy's name who's helping with this weeks shoot is Shane Hillyer. How exciting in a not really exciting way!

Today at work I had to do this weird Anti-Money Laundering course where basically I just had to read tips on how to detect money laundering and what to do if I find out a client is laundering money. My favorite tip on how to spot a money launderer was : "Client is quick to volunteer that the money is not being laundered." I laughed at that for the rest of the day. Now I know what not to do if ever I want launder my money.