What? I have not been bloggin absent for 3 months! That's crazy talk. Anyway, I'm only back because I've been tagged by Missy! Here are my 8 random facts!
1. I love neil diamond.
2. 60% of what I say is a quote from Friends. 38% of what I say is a quote from Austin Powers, 1.5 % other movies and tv shows. .5% is original thought.
3. I wash my hands 60 times a day.
4. I can say for a fact that I don't like being chased by clowns.
5. I cry more than should be humanly possible.
6. We have a scale in the bathroom at work so that women can obsessively weigh themselves during the day. One day as I was walking out I tripped over it and fell flat on the floor. I was just barely back on two feet before someone walked in. I tried to hobble out as if nothing had happened.
7. I would rather be run over by a car than be in a car with a spider in it.
8. I won't lie, sometimes I think I'm the funniest person I know.
I tag no one. It's not that important to me :).
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I was going to try to write down memories for each number... but I'm way too tired for that! So... to sum up everything I was going to say.... "funny... lots of memories... bleep blop bloop"
Do you like reinactments of being chased by clowns??
Who doesn't love Brother Love's Travelling Salvation Show? Come on!
hahahahaha.
STOP CHASING ME, YOU'VE HAD YOUR KICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A scale in the women's bathroom... your guys self-esteem never gets a break from society does it? It would only be worse if there was a guy in their guessing your weight.
Fact 11. You never blog.
What? I blogged like a month ago, and then 3 months before that! I'm basically obsessed with blogging.
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