Whatever happened to the women's movement? In the sixties and seventies it was all "I am woman hear me roar." Nowadays it's more like "I am woman, hear me cook and clean. Please marry me!" What happened? I feel like we've taken a step back into the fifties. People look at me like I'm an old maid because I'm not married yet. I've still got plenty of time. Sheesh. In other news: I need a date. I don't want to die alone!

It's a boy! My sister's having a boy! I'm gonna be an uncle!