What? I have not been bloggin absent for 3 months! That's crazy talk. Anyway, I'm only back because I've been tagged by Missy! Here are my 8 random facts!

1. I love neil diamond.

2. 60% of what I say is a quote from Friends. 38% of what I say is a quote from Austin Powers, 1.5 % other movies and tv shows. .5% is original thought.

3. I wash my hands 60 times a day.

4. I can say for a fact that I don't like being chased by clowns.

5. I cry more than should be humanly possible.

6. We have a scale in the bathroom at work so that women can obsessively weigh themselves during the day. One day as I was walking out I tripped over it and fell flat on the floor. I was just barely back on two feet before someone walked in. I tried to hobble out as if nothing had happened.

7. I would rather be run over by a car than be in a car with a spider in it.

8. I won't lie, sometimes I think I'm the funniest person I know.


I tag no one. It's not that important to me :).