Okay so I'm bad at blogging! I get it! Let me think about some funny stories.....hhhmmm. Well Friday is garbage day and this past Friday my stupid hillbilly neighbors thought the best way to get rid of their garbage was to just pile it up at the end of their driveway. Not in a bag, not in a can, just a huge mountain of garbage!! Who does that!? And you know what I'm thinking, you just know what I'm thinking.......they should just throw themselves on top of that pile so the garbage men can get all the trash in one trip!! In actuality the garbage men surprisingly did not bother picking up Mt. Trash and today my neighbors went out and put it all in bags. What a concept! Sheesh, some people.

In other news I got to hang out with Missy and Cameron this weekend. We went shopping all day Saturday and had a good time. My favorite part was the woman at Carson's. Let me share the conversation:
Woman: "Oh cute baby!"
Missy: "Thanks." (Tries to walk away)
Woman: "What's his name?"
Missy: "Cameron." (Still trying to keep walking)
Woman: "How old is he?"
Missy: "11 weeks."
Woman: (Looks confused) "Well which one of you is the lucky mom?"
Missy: "I am"
Woman: (Looks at me) "I didn't think she looked like she just had a baby!"

Ummm, then who the hell did jerk!! She totally called me fat! I mean, come on! Geez, I get it universe! I've gained weight! You don't need to bring in a complete stranger to point it out to me!

Okay well that's all you get for now. Maybe I'll be back before a month is up, maybe not. Well, probably not. Deal with it I'm just not fun anyomore!..........my sense of humor probably got crushed by all the baby weight.