I'm an aunt! My little nephew was born this morning at 1:23 a.m. He is the cutest baby I've ever seen.

Sorry I haven't been updating lately but my Grandma was on fire. Don't you wish your grandma was hot like mine?

I'm so frustrated. Thanks to that stupid Heineken commercial I can't get that annoying Don't Cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me song out of my head. You know what Heineken? I don't wish my girlfriend was hot like you so get off my back!

Today Ellie and I got rear ended by a semi driving bastard because all semi drivers are bastards. We were at a dead stop because of traffic and after about five minutes the guy decided he wanted to move up a little so he bumped us up. What a bastard. "Oooh I'm in a semi I can do whatever I want." Bastard.

When will I update...hhmm.....Never! Haha suckas!!