Some people think that true poetry is dead and that nothing can compare to the classics. And some people also think that communing with the spirits of the dead is impossible. I think those people are wrong and here's my proof. Just read this poetry:

"What you gon’ do with all that junk?All that junk inside your trunk? I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,Get you love drunk off my hump. My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps.

They say I’m really sexy,The boys they wanna sex me.They always standing next to me,Always dancing next to me,Tryin’ a feel my hump, hump. Lookin’ at my lump, lump. U can look but you can’t touch it, If u touch it I’ma start some drama, You don’t want no drama, No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama So don’t pull on my hand boy,You ain’t my man, boy, I’m just tryn’a dance boy, And move my hump."

Just try and tell me that William Shakespeare didn't come back from the dead just one night to write these incredibly romantic lyrics for the Black Eyed Peas! Come on, this is clearly the work of Mr. Billy Shakespeare! Ah yes, gone are the days of "shall I compare thee to a summer's day, thou art more lovely and more temperate." Now we have "what you gon' do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk?" Oh well, out with the old and in with the new. And in the spirit of this new age of such deep romance, I have to decided to write in advance the vows that I will be exchanging with the future Mr. Rachel on our wedding day based on the lines from our generation's poetry.
Him: "Girl, you looks good, won't you back that thang up. You'se a big fine woman, won't you back that thang up."
Me:" Of course I will back my thang up. I'll back it up forever, but....I need fifty dollars to make you hollar, I get paid to do the wild thing!"
Because on my wedding day I will apparantly use the occasion to announce that I'm a hooker. Okay if anyone is still wondering, yes I have completely lost my mind. Although I'm sure by now, no one had any doubt about that.